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Reasons to date Sinclair

  1. I’m hot
  2. I’m horny
  3. I’m honest
  4. I’m high status

Testimonials

intentional and explicit

literally the worst massage of my life, it was anti-erotic

she has a bad habit of flipping straight girls

[in tears] you’ll make a girl really happy one day~

pls don't make a dating doc, I'm scared of losing u to another hotter girl

she’s a little much, but she might be your little much

I’m looking for

cute girls age 20-28.

one of the following:

manic, teasing, “straight”, always tells the truth, or always lies